Verse 1:
Em
Should have known this
CD
They say that I'm from Mars and
Em
you're from Venus
CD
But I tried it anyway
GEmC
Who am I to think that I can understand your brain
D
That's insane
Em
I guess I love you
CDEm
That's the only explanation for what I do
CD
When you are around
GEmC
Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes
Chorus 1:
DG
Makes me think that I am gonna take you
CD
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
CDA one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/BDA postcard from the farthest place from there
CD
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
GCD
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
CD
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/BDC.O.D. express mail to your door
CD
That's exactly what I'll do
CDG
As soon as I don't love you anymore
That's for sure
D/F#Verse 2:
Em
I've got this theory
CD
That the women of the world
Em
Are out to get me
CD
And I know of one who tried
GEmC
She seemed to think I could be her friend for life
D
Girl, think twice
Em
'cause friends don't kiss me
CDEm
And they pay for their own ticket at the movie
CD
So I hope you brought some cash
G
And you and all your other friends
EmC
Can do what you want to
D
But girl I think we're through
Chorus 2:
G
I guess I'll drive you
CD
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
CD
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/BD
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
CD
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
CDG
On every single station of your TV
CD
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/BD
Just think of all the things I could afford
CD
Well, I won't spend a nickel on you
CDG
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
Bridge:
AmD
You might think that I sound angry
AmD
(But girls have driven him so crazy)
Am
I won't be held accountable
Em
(He can't be held responsible)
CD
For what I'm about to do to you
Chorus 1:
G
I think I'll take you
CD
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
CDA one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/BDA postcard from the farthest place from there
CD
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
GCD
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
CD
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/BDC.O.D. express mail to your door
CD
That's exactly what I'll do
CD
As soon as I don't love you
Chorus 2:
G
I'll drive you
CD
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
CD
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/BD
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
CD
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
CDG
On every single station of your TV
CD
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/BD
Just think of all the things I could afford
CD
I won't spend a nickel on you
CDG
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
Ending:
CD
Yeah that's exactly what I'll do
CDG
As soon as I don't love you...anymore
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