D                             F 
Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had 
C                Am                E 
Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that 
D                             F 
Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop 
C                Am                E 
And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off 
 
           (chorus) 
G                                                F 
And that's the family I've had to live with everyday 
       C                Am     E 
Me I'm prefect in every single way 
G 
If God would only make more of me 
    F 
The world would just be dandy 
       C     Am          E 
But in stead God made my family