The Houseplant Song by Audio Adrenaline
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

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Once I read a book 
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And this is what it said 
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If your music has a beat 
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Then you're gonna wind up dead 
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It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
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If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot 
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And this book was called ‘Ha You’re Gonna Burn 
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And in the second chapter I went on to learn 

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Taske two houseplants 
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And put them to the test 
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Set them both in front of speakers 
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And let the music do the rest
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The first one you play Mozart
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Or something lovelqy like that 
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The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
                                                   
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. 

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So I took my two houseplants
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And I put them to the test 
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Set them both in front of speakers 
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To let the music do the rest 
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I powered up my Pioneers 
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To let the music roar 
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But twenty minutes later 
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Someone's knocking at my door 

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I opened up my door 

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And there my neighbor stood 
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He said, Man I'd like to get some sleep
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If you think I could

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I said, Man, can't you see here 
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I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear 
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He said, What kind of moral dilemma 
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Could you have at this time of night 
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That could make me so angry 
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That I just want to fight 


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So I pointed to the page in that open book 
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That had a picture of a potted plant 
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And I said, Go have a look

And he read 


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Take two houseplants 
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And put them to the test 
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Set them both in front of speakers 
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And let the music do the rest
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The first one you play Mozart
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Or something lovely like that 
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The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
                                                   
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. 

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First of all he said, 
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That's Vager that you're playing 
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I've never heard of Petra 
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And isn't megaDeth all dead 

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And secondly, emphatically, He asked me, 
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"What's the sense of hanging out with houseplants when, hey,
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I live right across the fence


And I thought to myself 
You know, that's a good point 

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So I took my two houseplants, and 
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I put them both back outside 
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And me and my neighbor 
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Well, we went out for a drive 

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We talked about all the things 
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That really matter most 
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Like life and love and happiness 
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And then the Holy Ghost 


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And now my two houseplants 
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They sit out in the sun 
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But as for my neighbor 
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Well our friendship has become 
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A meaningful relationship 
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That's headed straight to heavenn 
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But as for now
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We like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline 
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