A Million Ways To Die by Alan Jackson
Key: BmBm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

Intro.:  Bm  x 8 

Verse 1
|Bm                  |D 
Cowboys and pioneers come lend your eyes and ears
|Bm                        |F# 
I've got the need to testi-fy
      |G     |A         |D       |G     |F#m  |Bm 
Don't try to build your nest out in the open West
                 |G      |E      |F# 
'Cause there's a million ways to die
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Solo:  |Bm  x 2 

Verse 2
|Bm                    |D 
Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
|Bm                     |F# 
Too many ways to quanti-fy
        |G       |A    |D     |G     |F#m   |Bm 
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
                 |G      |F#      |Bm 
'Cause there's a million ways to die
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Solo:  |Bm  |Bm  |Bm  |D      |F#      |Bm   |Bm 
                    A million ways to die

Pre-Chorus
       |Em                                             |D     |G    |G# |A 
It's a hundred and one in the shade or the sun, if you fall a-sleep you fry
  |F#              |Bm 
A million ways to die
        |Em                          |D 
You can live like a saint, but there just really ain't
     |Em               |A      |Bm 
No a-voiding a million ways to die
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Solo:  |Bm  |Bm  |Bm  |Cm  |Cm  |Cm  |Cm 

Chorus
|Cm                     |D# 
Small pox and bigger pox and deadly tomahawks
|Cm                      |G 
Or God forbid you steal a pie
        |G#       |A#  |D#         |Fm    |G      |Cm 
They'll blast you into shards, for playing good at cards
                 |G#     |F     |G 
'Cause there's a million ways to die

Solo:  |Cm  x 2 

Chorus
|Cm                      |D# 
Out on the desert plains, it hardly ever rains
|Cm                     |G 
And you can hear coyotes cry
        |G#     |A#    |D#          |Fm     |G    |Cm 
They'll eat you up and then they'll shit you out a-gain
                 |G#     |G      |Cm 
'Cause there's a million ways to die

Solo:  |Cm  |Cm  |Cm  |D#     |G      |Cm  |Cm 
                       A million ways to die
Bridge
       |F 
With a whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back,
           |D#         |A# 
'cause you got a fancy tie
  |G              |Cm 
A million ways to die
       |F                        |D#                       |F 
It's a kick in the pants, but you don't have a chance of es-capin'
          |A#     |Cm 
A million ways to die

Outro:  |Cm  |Cm  |Cm  |G                   |C 
                             A million ways to die