--Intro 1--
C/GAm (x2)
--Verse 1--
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If the sacheting of gentlemen
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Gives you grievance now and then
C/GAmFDm7
What’s needed are some memories of planing lakes
FG7
Those planing lakes will surely calm you down
--Intro 2--
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--Verse 2--
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Nothing frightens me more
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Than religion at my door
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I never answer panic knocking
Dm7FGG
Falling down the stairs upon the law
FF
What law?
--Bridge 1--
Fadd9C
There'’s a law for everything
Fadd9C
And for elephants that sing to keep
Fadd9CGG
The cows that agriculture won’t allow
FF
Hanky panky nohow
CC
Hanky panky nohow
FF
Hanky panky nohow oh
--Intro 3--
C/GAm (x3)
--Bridge 2--
Fadd9C
There'’s a pain for everything
Fadd9C
And for elephants that sing to keep
Fadd9CGG
The cows that agriculture won’t allow
FF
Hanky panky nohow
CC
Hanky panky nohow
FF
Hanky panky nohow oh
CC
--Intro 4--
C/GAm (x6)
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.