Bitches Aint Shit by Ben Folds
Key: CC | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro
 
C Am Em  x2
 
 
[Hook]
 
C                      Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                      G7     G
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
C                   Am
Get the fuck out after you're done
Em                         G
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run
 
 
Verse
 
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tighter than a mother fucka in gangsta beats
G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets
 
 
Chorus
 
C                   Am
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Em                    G
Number one song after number one song
C                         Am
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat
      Em                      G
didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
             F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
  In the end what she got meant nothing
   G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing...
 
          C                   Am           Em            G
...ain't shit Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short
C                   Am     Em                       G
    Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass
 
 
Verse
 
C                        Am
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
          Em                       G
I used to be up in them guts like everyday
C                                 Am
The pussy was the the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
         Em                         G
I was in love like a mother fucka lickin' the protung
F
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
             G
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
     F
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
       G
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
 
Dm
I'm back to the mother fuckin county jail
Am
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
C
I get's released on a hot sunny day
G
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr. Dre
Dm
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news
Am
Your girl was trickin while you was draped in your county blues
C
I ain't been out a second
                  G
And already gotta do some mother fuckin chin checkin
 
C
Move up the block as we groove down the block
Em                        G
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
C
Kick in the door I look on the floor
(no chord)
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin my hoe
F                            G
I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
(no chord)
Man, fuck that bitch
 
 
[Hook]
 
C                      Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                     G
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
C                    Am
Get the fuck out after you're done
Em                       G
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run
 
 
Verse
 
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tighter than a mother fucka in the gangsta beats
G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets
 
 
Chorus
 
C                   Am
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Em                    G
Number one song after number one song
C                         Am
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat
Em                             G
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
             F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
    And the ends she got didn't meant nothing
G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit
 
 
Outro
 
C                           Em           G
      Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short
C                     Em                 G
Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass
 
C                    Am              Em           G
      Bitches can't hang with the streets (x4)